Thursday, September 3, 2015

We Need More Jalapeno Ranch, STAT!

The last time we were in Austin, we made our usual stop at the local HEB for some fajita meat, because we believe that the HEB has the best fajita meat around.  And, as you know, we don't have an HEB around our parts.  While we were there, I bought Jonathan some Whataburger Spicy Ketchup-- which he hasn't even touched, by the way.  While shopping in the Whataburger condiments aisle, Fred spotted the Jalapeno Ranch and thought for sure he needed it.

As it turns out, Jonathan has used every last drop of Fred's Jalapeno Ranch.  He uses it like mayonnaise on his sandwich along with a slice of Pepper Jack cheese and ham.  But, no lettuce or tomato.  Never, ever does he add a single vegetable to his sandwich.  Now we have reached September 3rd. Not even two weeks into the school year and Jonathan is out of his beloved Jalapeno Ranch.

Life is so not fair to Jonathan and there is no HEB to be found!

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