This Little Piggy

The kids had a couple of days off around MLK day.  I took one of those days off, and Jess and I went out for a mani/pedi.  Now, let me tell you that Jess lives in fear that I will embarrass her.  I can relate, because I was always embarrassed by my parents.  I figure that I deserve to have a child that is embarrassed by me.

Well, the tables have turned.  Jess has now taken to embarassing ME.  As we were getting our nails done, one of the ladies complimented me on my hairstyle.  I thanked her, and then she added that she also liked my hair color.  Jess pipes up in a very loud voice, "It's fake.  Her hair is really brown.  I'm just sayin'."   Seriously???